{"title":"Heinous Fuckery","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery: the timeless cry against tyranny, taxation without representation, and every despotic overreach that crushes liberty under the guise of order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBack in the day, the original Green Dragon Tavern was where the Sons of Liberty gathered...men who wouldn't bow, who plotted revolution over ale, who called out the government's villainy without mincing words. This collection channels that same fire: for patriots, minutemen at heart, and anyone still willing to stand against the modern breed of tyrants and traitors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the defiant spirit of those who fight for freedom when the powerful demand silence. Wear it as a reminder: some fuckery is so heinous, the only response is resistance.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-womens-racerback-tank-top-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Wear it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003c\/span\u003e Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz\/yd² (135 g\/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395483517155,"sku":"30562519755121881181","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395483549923,"sku":"24158814284810551421","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395483582691,"sku":"63601005635583210869","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395483615459,"sku":"30511758527566745183","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395483648227,"sku":"26373366379334411144","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395483680995,"sku":"86026400196374897168","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395483713763,"sku":"21142353456210264250","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395483746531,"sku":"22103628824305800801","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395483779299,"sku":"10731288382380183732","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395483812067,"sku":"11932569413905327033","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395483844835,"sku":"26677929372179716920","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395483877603,"sku":"76907987738125400356","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid White","offer_id":47395483910371,"sku":"25872275852713101033","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":47395483943139,"sku":"25127101507934820701","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395483975907,"sku":"10862733847402889514","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395484008675,"sku":"30894056549732095107","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395484041443,"sku":"30345801332610006950","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395484074211,"sku":"18011281908275785432","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395484106979,"sku":"47157822726638902563","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395484139747,"sku":"23621629582457514591","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395484172515,"sku":"12869122659379068788","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395484205283,"sku":"27110966198161098249","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395484238051,"sku":"25093671594896861695","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395484270819,"sku":"36563930822199187175","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395484303587,"sku":"13010416290850160561","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395484336355,"sku":"13983288294184270141","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395484369123,"sku":"82903603852875702712","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid White","offer_id":47395484401891,"sku":"55076511698841017181","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":47395484434659,"sku":"19518379649300848335","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395484467427,"sku":"27707120033181970367","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395484500195,"sku":"86068903029999663938","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395484532963,"sku":"31532941832241032389","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395484565731,"sku":"12280088032742480284","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395484598499,"sku":"14947921251452293001","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395484631267,"sku":"31093476582203639198","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395484664035,"sku":"21098365438609250750","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395484696803,"sku":"29097844910114279476","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395484729571,"sku":"16261598525330297972","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395484762339,"sku":"55896049128078720377","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395484795107,"sku":"30318318305969025688","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395484827875,"sku":"24167149965012958252","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395484860643,"sku":"68495078829573171497","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid White","offer_id":47395484893411,"sku":"20665852437016910470","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":47395484926179,"sku":"13553662232831344135","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395484958947,"sku":"14947229117877099156","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395484991715,"sku":"15270352175719639902","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395485024483,"sku":"11315152042257895640","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395485057251,"sku":"71324405839213427258","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395485090019,"sku":"28088297553286975368","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395485122787,"sku":"13797715886900777974","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395485155555,"sku":"10493171067290093939","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395485188323,"sku":"27576906007044973430","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395485221091,"sku":"27493423805143785730","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395485253859,"sku":"11175737572609878468","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395485286627,"sku":"19678022475811286174","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395485319395,"sku":"19419012484293494537","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395485352163,"sku":"18381479304162366245","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid White","offer_id":47395485384931,"sku":"29742608158079196057","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":47395485417699,"sku":"20615415944177417830","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395485450467,"sku":"38083607527134557626","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395485483235,"sku":"12661515020421515122","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395485516003,"sku":"94084330164949553733","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395485548771,"sku":"86038601243607894609","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395485581539,"sku":"44643695146757257839","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395485614307,"sku":"28820339009245278253","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395485647075,"sku":"58436129642660808104","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395485679843,"sku":"31742688300018020351","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395485712611,"sku":"63748433413290214852","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395485745379,"sku":"16200173919820528402","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395485778147,"sku":"31993297256230476425","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395485810915,"sku":"29813513773211516362","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395485843683,"sku":"51411966150159287254","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid White","offer_id":47395485876451,"sku":"13753472796831189260","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":47395485909219,"sku":"26907879046556672821","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395485941987,"sku":"17597260358791215028","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395485974755,"sku":"22096569276450007317","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395486007523,"sku":"10171403399380397528","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395486040291,"sku":"27874126391993657208","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395486073059,"sku":"22751095272357933911","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395486105827,"sku":"23860377584897238146","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395486138595,"sku":"28343782139072470450","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395486171363,"sku":"11803481212127198551","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395486204131,"sku":"32660461510293941489","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395486236899,"sku":"18429213237500013983","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395486269667,"sku":"26926138834441310527","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395486302435,"sku":"94255992738791472043","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395486335203,"sku":"25183915820457027159","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid White","offer_id":47395486367971,"sku":"16372540015303765069","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":47395486400739,"sku":"33532666331517613900","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395486433507,"sku":"27902052568372482274","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/7046309835151313889_2048.jpg?v=1772395931"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-unisex-jersey-tank-top-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Wear it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003c\/span\u003e Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz\/yd² (110 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Runs true to size\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47395489972451,"sku":"26987855370607862431","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":47395490005219,"sku":"20943366336654743250","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395490037987,"sku":"25163701994301704721","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395490070755,"sku":"79392383368174344962","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395490103523,"sku":"11474393857694733236","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Red","offer_id":47395490136291,"sku":"22082977099415056908","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395490169059,"sku":"33967959252341019244","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":47395490201827,"sku":"14012716432976074800","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":47395490234595,"sku":"22243348132547430053","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47395490267363,"sku":"14484902023014387164","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47395490300131,"sku":"25974582079214719018","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395490332899,"sku":"24427119601112644761","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395490365667,"sku":"29232534060707806375","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395490398435,"sku":"24642407725655805107","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":47395490431203,"sku":"31167094997533649836","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395490463971,"sku":"13450116448797448516","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47395490496739,"sku":"11567129947898711122","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47395490529507,"sku":"24406438420272106112","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47395490562275,"sku":"48427883623450195248","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47395490595043,"sku":"91436191355106388760","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395490627811,"sku":"21851152933363166093","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395490660579,"sku":"57710602338961403027","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395490693347,"sku":"24827859558918962096","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":47395490726115,"sku":"23834342120176263627","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395490758883,"sku":"27254886840652428216","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47395490791651,"sku":"19915164776260118475","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47395490824419,"sku":"23182866452729624324","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47395490857187,"sku":"22499105556347468018","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47395490889955,"sku":"13250015309939836690","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395490922723,"sku":"20898309487143518222","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395490955491,"sku":"15879052277945766174","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395490988259,"sku":"17814908642406125589","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":47395491021027,"sku":"24294679759258066718","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47395491053795,"sku":"14358453427410182267","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395491086563,"sku":"43292839254011302328","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47395491119331,"sku":"10336034160154024775","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47395491152099,"sku":"26708827341029613932","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47395491184867,"sku":"22743489961364383514","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395491217635,"sku":"24118425839600036706","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395491250403,"sku":"27437240676308763736","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395491283171,"sku":"31322138451477773817","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":47395491315939,"sku":"13622690473609776045","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47395491348707,"sku":"30854530620318045415","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395491381475,"sku":"24595937592076195107","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47395491414243,"sku":"68159805492808164807","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47395491447011,"sku":"14364984802650084005","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47395491479779,"sku":"15013014512628611156","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395491512547,"sku":"95938646224113294489","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395491545315,"sku":"11379103640089509074","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395491578083,"sku":"73464336880387935870","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":47395491610851,"sku":"32767008822130934667","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47395491643619,"sku":"20075586533785410119","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395491676387,"sku":"33907310969413953421","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47395491709155,"sku":"17172425753378273915","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/956395970252233244_2048.jpg?v=1772396083"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-light-colors-unisex-t-shirt-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Wear it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003c\/span\u003e Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available in darker colors: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":47395492823267,"sku":"22928806349463936076","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47395492856035,"sku":"14404978586278777908","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47395492888803,"sku":"14790006492989517307","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47395492921571,"sku":"43106336990496657027","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47395492954339,"sku":"27086009544867714560","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ S","offer_id":47395492987107,"sku":"27234809374076608398","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":47395493019875,"sku":"31558402953667582266","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":47395493052643,"sku":"14815221750710834447","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ S","offer_id":47395493085411,"sku":"26792755735841992832","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":47395493118179,"sku":"11536834392748245159","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":47395493150947,"sku":"25419298376530674422","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":47395493183715,"sku":"12849235238830336494","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47395493216483,"sku":"28733702914885285908","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":47395493249251,"sku":"78473542132835024769","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":47395493282019,"sku":"35524212441269629626","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47395493314787,"sku":"24955364124544329631","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47395493347555,"sku":"12673184485156799258","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47395493380323,"sku":"24935366023543451315","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ M","offer_id":47395493413091,"sku":"91362756495905601163","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":47395493445859,"sku":"25167413261640439674","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":47395493478627,"sku":"24124003884922761199","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ M","offer_id":47395493511395,"sku":"31321386576539673829","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":47395493544163,"sku":"20471309245006494713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":47395493576931,"sku":"13764909967980794355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":47395493609699,"sku":"27831586309659047862","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47395493642467,"sku":"21638525843738858315","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":47395493675235,"sku":"26780940898081189586","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":47395493708003,"sku":"17311892423728101065","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47395493740771,"sku":"24197315846170657985","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47395493773539,"sku":"24014231870287954581","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47395493806307,"sku":"27727929369026743651","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ L","offer_id":47395493839075,"sku":"29240565227496152520","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":47395493871843,"sku":"33784298477471051999","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":47395493904611,"sku":"30272650318078432173","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ L","offer_id":47395493937379,"sku":"10628034366721148338","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":47395493970147,"sku":"32705316992384833023","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":47395494002915,"sku":"16591335376817394739","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":47395494035683,"sku":"80881313632361419780","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47395494068451,"sku":"87605937949680513786","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":47395494101219,"sku":"69502322403796320721","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47395494133987,"sku":"20541262531558392436","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47395494166755,"sku":"47413062088297332863","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47395494199523,"sku":"23652757248887739577","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47395494232291,"sku":"10217460666726519595","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ XL","offer_id":47395494265059,"sku":"28333853509361346034","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":47395494297827,"sku":"35775946647558966043","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":47395494330595,"sku":"25946847187984867609","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47395494363363,"sku":"98830851167014632408","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":47395494396131,"sku":"21716709426264313605","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":47395494428899,"sku":"14967209933067490374","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47395494461667,"sku":"28431604265976757914","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47395494494435,"sku":"60267245975433496540","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494527203,"sku":"43936086632061199578","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494559971,"sku":"31490057725645720283","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494592739,"sku":"14439295768968772434","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494625507,"sku":"23425971787345662026","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494658275,"sku":"15088850738424313774","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494691043,"sku":"22465053872030105387","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494723811,"sku":"48537387799218343698","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494756579,"sku":"40798625011308285321","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494789347,"sku":"24872960731246432097","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494822115,"sku":"17107254734770718352","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494854883,"sku":"18802528224156452667","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494887651,"sku":"89091282765959357807","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395494920419,"sku":"22297884120828841855","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395494953187,"sku":"21080082769019687031","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395494985955,"sku":"26181026486420408524","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495018723,"sku":"91235477196047395369","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495051491,"sku":"13408548170680530867","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495084259,"sku":"32948521855630582151","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495117027,"sku":"33236064122736190370","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495149795,"sku":"17795276980063266738","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495182563,"sku":"39778010548685261879","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495215331,"sku":"78882182823774008809","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495248099,"sku":"70725115000950195996","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495280867,"sku":"14736713757360764133","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495313635,"sku":"12358657321622827403","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395495346403,"sku":"18071878170294782291","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/5611098214674593098_2048.jpg?v=1772396291"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-dark-colors-unisex-t-shirt-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Wear it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003c\/span\u003e Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available in lighter colors: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":47395497672931,"sku":"52862983046745541928","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47395497705699,"sku":"52796014721860520278","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":47395497738467,"sku":"15785423293194098061","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47395497771235,"sku":"36158680765871563213","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47395497804003,"sku":"22655636567746985928","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47395497836771,"sku":"29170230851371770933","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47395497869539,"sku":"33189936905056924253","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":47395497902307,"sku":"11849496292660365014","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":47395497935075,"sku":"27194243209061406074","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":47395497967843,"sku":"66394879963362891469","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":47395498000611,"sku":"12627367854363397012","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":47395498033379,"sku":"14548543286565064050","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ S","offer_id":47395498066147,"sku":"32671104470315607656","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":47395498098915,"sku":"18837170444521800113","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47395498131683,"sku":"11848127231030823214","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":47395498164451,"sku":"28964306619114963023","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47395498197219,"sku":"12076389088982118515","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":47395498229987,"sku":"29878572129125716413","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47395498262755,"sku":"26503844185982864609","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47395498295523,"sku":"17064940995164478842","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":47395498328291,"sku":"32663450548370974541","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":47395498361059,"sku":"32575893161302550072","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":47395498393827,"sku":"23394159938179751305","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":47395498426595,"sku":"32425920892495718580","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":47395498459363,"sku":"12226359441619881261","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ M","offer_id":47395498492131,"sku":"30650764504299826931","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":47395498524899,"sku":"59588525431334892161","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47395498557667,"sku":"13908322186577485697","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":47395498590435,"sku":"71639022937087301340","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47395498623203,"sku":"20629877679101759234","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":47395498655971,"sku":"95107460156243649879","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47395498688739,"sku":"75919950026667761834","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47395498721507,"sku":"26423957713282632106","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":47395498754275,"sku":"70032861470866293868","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":47395498787043,"sku":"26727075133397004891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":47395498819811,"sku":"18300608281256749452","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":47395498852579,"sku":"23943284536610886448","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":47395498885347,"sku":"31846943469187094667","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ L","offer_id":47395498918115,"sku":"17390953026662393293","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":47395498950883,"sku":"20894022644454892675","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47395498983651,"sku":"11620458454481637607","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395499016419,"sku":"63353268736036522470","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47395499049187,"sku":"31878238622229192659","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47395499081955,"sku":"13016836956175974017","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47395499114723,"sku":"24264889338026631299","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395499147491,"sku":"73106611109634324256","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47395499180259,"sku":"60955559206708244872","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":47395499213027,"sku":"13361868851844712942","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395499245795,"sku":"16660982165643461460","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47395499278563,"sku":"27319418475807959885","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":47395499311331,"sku":"20785963875017434304","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47395499344099,"sku":"30815893005209466399","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499376867,"sku":"58100214346349117487","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499409635,"sku":"20840812549094879529","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499442403,"sku":"18951484595787291536","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499475171,"sku":"40596939626949405685","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499507939,"sku":"26114653105264874348","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499540707,"sku":"36742119076765618972","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499573475,"sku":"14076876145851152904","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499606243,"sku":"10601041231061467333","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499639011,"sku":"32349129327948590403","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499671779,"sku":"41798450270578382270","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499704547,"sku":"21757137920569913576","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499737315,"sku":"11560865008266836828","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395499770083,"sku":"39763999793632370196","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499802851,"sku":"32006239749314012046","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499835619,"sku":"10745048937874425332","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499868387,"sku":"22988445598073787719","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499901155,"sku":"84435116522915204134","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499933923,"sku":"31192791991200892180","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499966691,"sku":"14536053749377882073","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395499999459,"sku":"18274769095933373529","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395500032227,"sku":"31588044428168009151","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395500064995,"sku":"18372686216162941079","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395500097763,"sku":"31697088592248053687","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395500130531,"sku":"21139767849385778616","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395500163299,"sku":"87895597767720168659","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395500196067,"sku":"22122985532217844424","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/15534873004281568450_2048.jpg?v=1772396837"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-white-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx White Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx White Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Grey Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery White Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395502194915,"sku":"87805811034138779759","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395502227683,"sku":"28776985710693682841","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/13003183695190380289_2048.jpg?v=1772398127"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-black-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395503964387,"sku":"48571128998731986341","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395503997155,"sku":"29921076011441677543","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/6915827878043677244_2048.jpg?v=1772399340"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-red-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Red Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395505701091,"sku":"10792762883503528757","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395505733859,"sku":"26827005363081713194","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/1056840602979901330_2048.jpg?v=1772400523"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-orange-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Orange Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395507208419,"sku":"32589309858024376536","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395507241187,"sku":"17201538975180432900","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/10192617091511656773_2048.jpg?v=1772400969"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-yellow-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Yellow Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395512680675,"sku":"16990026672148564174","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395512713443,"sku":"56872024995795603021","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/5970532861367504456_2048.jpg?v=1772402350"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-green-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Green Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395513860323,"sku":"20407309340545718161","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395513893091,"sku":"31040669989796833410","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/4267802423768435561_2048.jpg?v=1772402539"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-turquoise-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Turquoise Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395515400419,"sku":"15468462477444818846","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395515433187,"sku":"27916294311796905208","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/2413476444970002314_2048.jpg?v=1772402780"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-light-blue-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395517300963,"sku":"28501299270834723295","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395517333731,"sku":"19592270627834369200","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/5534765908537268010_2048.jpg?v=1772402929"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-dark-blue-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Purple Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Dark Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395517432035,"sku":"67551113934740846447","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395517464803,"sku":"17888252092051852650","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/8582085956201682886_2048.jpg?v=1772403850"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-light-purple-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Purple Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Purple Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Light Purple Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395517956323,"sku":"20559127045064931437","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395517989091,"sku":"14226764527444498284","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/6791412292006490753_2048.jpg?v=1772404031"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-purple-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Purple Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Pink Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Dark Purple Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395521495267,"sku":"25924555834894651278","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395521528035,"sku":"33569428110073988153","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/7997239255387868416_2048.jpg?v=1772404367"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-pink-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Pink Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Pink Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx White Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Pink Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395521593571,"sku":"72472963690280144224","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395521626339,"sku":"17190226022257224845","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/13880952947274480088_2048.jpg?v=1772405006"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-grey-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Grey Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Easily distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Show it off when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Grey Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Grey Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395523690723,"sku":"25916531333474447498","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395523723491,"sku":"15190952159957384756","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/10150303649990529697_2048.jpg?v=1772398662"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-little-jincs-metal-art-sign-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Metal Art Sign by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eTyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMeet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: \u003cstrong\u003e\"distracted by heinous fuckery\"...\u003c\/strong\u003ea nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Display it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness.\u003c\/span\u003e Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Metal Art Sign by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eΤhese custom metal signs create unique decoration pieces that can be hung anywhere in your home. Made with 3mm white aluminum composite, these custom metal signs come with a beautiful white matte finish. Each sign comes with one mounting block for effortless hanging and is available in 11 sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: All custom metal signs include one mounting block, metal plate, and double-sided tape for hanging\u003cbr\u003e.: Material: White aluminum composite\u003cbr\u003e.: Matte finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in horizontal, vertical and square options\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: customer assembly is required. For indoor use only\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395524968675,"sku":"49163351864242675220","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395525001443,"sku":"24848827022195896652","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395525034211,"sku":"27902272485580086371","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 36\" (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395525066979,"sku":"30387515682731684436","price":58.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395525099747,"sku":"29001590932854269427","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20″ x 30″ (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395525132515,"sku":"19210800592109622195","price":66.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 36\" (Vertical) \/ 0.12''","offer_id":47395525165283,"sku":"61887508894968868088","price":86.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/10024809624182339429_2048.jpg?v=1772395775"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-womens-racerback-tank-top-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz\/yd² (135 g\/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395526770915,"sku":"12212907971361342844","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395526803683,"sku":"85636022592131549552","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395526836451,"sku":"18949376745705083429","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395526869219,"sku":"19021197108188963625","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395526901987,"sku":"31242032852819958482","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395526934755,"sku":"19520650903764613117","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395526967523,"sku":"53323038257420069201","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395527000291,"sku":"49852415564518233332","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395527033059,"sku":"27885940820462836610","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395527065827,"sku":"28299530666365769050","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395527098595,"sku":"28175761857534748367","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395527131363,"sku":"41277368580016694732","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395527164131,"sku":"19539266689860800714","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395527196899,"sku":"16172233433696142474","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395527229667,"sku":"27309868575163383410","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395527262435,"sku":"24033851248428369669","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395527295203,"sku":"51893690666959988376","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395527327971,"sku":"19170739508532602058","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395527360739,"sku":"19135625246777302813","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395527393507,"sku":"60769908015654584941","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395527426275,"sku":"53892042696575517544","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395527459043,"sku":"29885727394426398826","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395527491811,"sku":"26757117853056258067","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395527524579,"sku":"13551075779032120142","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395527557347,"sku":"19989449896726794571","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395527590115,"sku":"71821527808738052668","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395527622883,"sku":"95005916398655108840","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395527655651,"sku":"24740634484795530044","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395527688419,"sku":"48540318068859829827","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395527721187,"sku":"74828743254876873010","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395527753955,"sku":"15109037758612155394","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395527786723,"sku":"19218257068130608763","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395527819491,"sku":"97870320862588468745","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395527852259,"sku":"28422969785540424819","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395527885027,"sku":"80638285795327700864","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395527917795,"sku":"74102684137042392932","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395527950563,"sku":"25264122290232731595","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395527983331,"sku":"12288717826037280080","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395528016099,"sku":"18183550442261236364","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395528048867,"sku":"29034714603480731959","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395528081635,"sku":"31040302549733097454","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395528114403,"sku":"18933102645120868466","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395528147171,"sku":"13041003452438532147","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395528179939,"sku":"20918840033226709881","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395528212707,"sku":"13817156107027273234","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395528245475,"sku":"70914377882797443220","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395528278243,"sku":"28808995891824594233","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395528311011,"sku":"28019499174018806680","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395528343779,"sku":"26130434751231176171","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395528376547,"sku":"21066804611311295264","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395528409315,"sku":"28166706940024674121","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395528442083,"sku":"31309551798017576897","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395528474851,"sku":"32492325547990687682","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395528507619,"sku":"61593952993784765692","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395528540387,"sku":"26617609168452990501","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395528573155,"sku":"17016478287284430940","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395528605923,"sku":"31097007052124699782","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395528638691,"sku":"25316159233429412400","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395528671459,"sku":"16979394634314338462","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395528704227,"sku":"10072820082889446349","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395528736995,"sku":"26788614238981922321","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395528769763,"sku":"28604694881832944838","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395528802531,"sku":"23168251003909219173","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395528835299,"sku":"14069560381209550257","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395528868067,"sku":"20416707300368064624","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":47395528900835,"sku":"27539945578917023922","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":47395528933603,"sku":"10241780918407143188","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Indigo","offer_id":47395528966371,"sku":"13374081982022558888","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Kelly Green","offer_id":47395528999139,"sku":"11805225574690348862","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Midnight Navy","offer_id":47395529031907,"sku":"14647595425283134910","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Military Green","offer_id":47395529064675,"sku":"31144843508683161811","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":47395529097443,"sku":"44552252581848033852","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Purple Rush","offer_id":47395529130211,"sku":"28343082909592323228","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Red","offer_id":47395529162979,"sku":"33016175324009730188","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Royal","offer_id":47395529195747,"sku":"21572483038360609166","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":47395529228515,"sku":"14671145223216712459","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":47395529261283,"sku":"28572169309917928378","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":47395529294051,"sku":"24901580877676039207","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/6602701773508684355_2048.jpg?v=1772407530"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-unisex-jersey-tank-top-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Women's Racerback Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz\/yd² (110 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Runs true to size\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":47395531194595,"sku":"31758047165822171404","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395531227363,"sku":"20320872081585516630","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395531260131,"sku":"48229018128211740222","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395531292899,"sku":"29491066534266948549","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Red","offer_id":47395531325667,"sku":"22372341252153049376","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395531358435,"sku":"92976694258829669352","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":47395531391203,"sku":"18040531977166934283","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47395531423971,"sku":"28164189653490274640","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395531456739,"sku":"20957751346207822033","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395531489507,"sku":"85976430307228860836","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395531522275,"sku":"14008635349430147487","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":47395531555043,"sku":"27068668231083380560","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395531587811,"sku":"33169464514199951322","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47395531620579,"sku":"66214331874208533564","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47395531653347,"sku":"14318349128582069064","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395531686115,"sku":"88831675515019098456","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395531718883,"sku":"31696156962347387683","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395531751651,"sku":"27797013954102189943","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":47395531784419,"sku":"50291638753180333145","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395531817187,"sku":"29291132651186247966","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47395531849955,"sku":"24067878142238206390","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47395531882723,"sku":"16220840103345785457","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395531915491,"sku":"88414752797209484153","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395531948259,"sku":"15428871656099012148","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395531981027,"sku":"30746160714520890660","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":47395532013795,"sku":"10555049714299633679","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395532046563,"sku":"15672899614761619893","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47395532079331,"sku":"15791871822595362365","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47395532112099,"sku":"29470139766180621534","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395532144867,"sku":"19026643584313325421","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395532177635,"sku":"22027890325005943238","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395532210403,"sku":"26293839351496801176","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":47395532243171,"sku":"18052200144736058061","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395532275939,"sku":"96977627987652794541","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47395532308707,"sku":"88605853534633833606","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47395532341475,"sku":"14168350187175611558","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey","offer_id":47395532374243,"sku":"24846066366505296584","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":47395532407011,"sku":"79874043184815559112","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Leaf","offer_id":47395532439779,"sku":"17339405901071523072","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":47395532472547,"sku":"22944482805564587198","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":47395532505315,"sku":"33205790397655868247","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47395532538083,"sku":"22166618419975337588","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/18190093310121758853_2048.jpg?v=1772408544"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-light-colors-unisex-t-shirt-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available in darker colors: Heinous Fuckery Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":47395535814883,"sku":"10689679239567982319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":47395535847651,"sku":"67514705385194377831","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47395535880419,"sku":"19048217689664659523","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47395535913187,"sku":"16196437777780301565","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47395535945955,"sku":"72677492527275636415","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47395535978723,"sku":"20613098718270508103","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47395536011491,"sku":"32222995650011345524","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ S","offer_id":47395536044259,"sku":"14488934001850717274","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":47395536077027,"sku":"15905984581938893482","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":47395536109795,"sku":"14493191059012504211","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ S","offer_id":47395536142563,"sku":"25793144386373635199","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":47395536175331,"sku":"26123837195183466818","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":47395536208099,"sku":"73980520270165600267","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":47395536240867,"sku":"26684589583304708357","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ S","offer_id":47395536273635,"sku":"18287685850578705648","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47395536306403,"sku":"22283128315927867916","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":47395536339171,"sku":"13594849720907630212","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":47395536371939,"sku":"18424560016599660715","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":47395536404707,"sku":"28715992983471411897","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47395536437475,"sku":"29628026371704547777","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47395536470243,"sku":"14568137378888474795","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47395536503011,"sku":"33063849814780358574","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47395536535779,"sku":"19639322165571305681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ M","offer_id":47395536568547,"sku":"52323590661110546550","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":47395536601315,"sku":"79718068691281136218","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":47395536634083,"sku":"11870992716947942062","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ M","offer_id":47395536666851,"sku":"21278565936715998790","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":47395536699619,"sku":"24392320540612842420","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":47395536732387,"sku":"24577275327268565647","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":47395536765155,"sku":"20036568793028542567","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ M","offer_id":47395536797923,"sku":"42573469763293949857","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47395536830691,"sku":"67523705249190281271","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":47395536863459,"sku":"26022880320150271964","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":47395536896227,"sku":"13955832600825111919","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":47395536928995,"sku":"48028016752256129147","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47395536961763,"sku":"27528455584171295570","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47395536994531,"sku":"16052960052173581003","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47395537027299,"sku":"13119582336727978032","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47395537060067,"sku":"26260999162399573178","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ L","offer_id":47395537092835,"sku":"59212484819165632519","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":47395537125603,"sku":"31919144616019307895","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":47395537158371,"sku":"16239687217495895566","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ L","offer_id":47395537191139,"sku":"31942818397434788164","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":47395537223907,"sku":"12244269655399163471","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":47395537256675,"sku":"31699906310197488958","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":47395537289443,"sku":"25285236801777088056","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ L","offer_id":47395537322211,"sku":"25056744984325393883","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47395537354979,"sku":"20258981562470362374","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":47395537387747,"sku":"10185031413421502608","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395537420515,"sku":"10334424755394298090","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47395537453283,"sku":"32397151830879721960","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47395537486051,"sku":"24103249642298874988","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47395537518819,"sku":"49726750535231383470","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47395537551587,"sku":"28139874454683662457","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395537584355,"sku":"14767398991475333404","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ XL","offer_id":47395537617123,"sku":"23686949836748458311","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":47395537649891,"sku":"84149606095234788069","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":47395537682659,"sku":"20563681966145798487","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47395537715427,"sku":"50564736514926431570","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":47395537748195,"sku":"56875656470499445548","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":47395537780963,"sku":"15049945178122706083","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47395537813731,"sku":"55039219019409339048","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47395537846499,"sku":"97375920384789779873","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47395537879267,"sku":"29969979505870717735","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395537912035,"sku":"17534300278350911592","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395537944803,"sku":"27059913282086633191","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395537977571,"sku":"20279119800644348951","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538010339,"sku":"21484540960923031035","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538043107,"sku":"15543499509654055920","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538075875,"sku":"29866294382000989730","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538108643,"sku":"29684819953111885152","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538141411,"sku":"12284742530534584144","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538174179,"sku":"94385293101903097060","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538206947,"sku":"32326710501217193602","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538239715,"sku":"34403737115110306563","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538272483,"sku":"82440022373071136633","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538305251,"sku":"23772789633169635337","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538338019,"sku":"33664607492154527575","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538370787,"sku":"17763677907620524441","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395538403555,"sku":"30127515725068009396","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538436323,"sku":"20306651346974982579","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538469091,"sku":"22248854467188229893","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538501859,"sku":"96706261035045900464","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538534627,"sku":"11348657739661465172","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538567395,"sku":"25052028831503808177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538600163,"sku":"89588805353160549723","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538632931,"sku":"28792134305071548780","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538665699,"sku":"79261237566556544001","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538698467,"sku":"20051367055365249851","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538731235,"sku":"29616206648058554519","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538764003,"sku":"74700833229198866164","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538796771,"sku":"72222370300633136416","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538829539,"sku":"18691284136595708052","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538862307,"sku":"15413933917507482107","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538895075,"sku":"27185926393457172506","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395538927843,"sku":"11517172447097823623","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/16840380553330656685_2048.jpg?v=1772409528"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-dark-colors-unisex-t-shirt-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available in lighter colors: Heinous Fuckery Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":47395539812579,"sku":"23801137275714754407","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47395539845347,"sku":"87828825003752045203","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":47395539878115,"sku":"41895303798200006200","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47395539910883,"sku":"23565961510345457177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47395539943651,"sku":"13976800134665961147","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47395539976419,"sku":"29966798518626016522","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47395540009187,"sku":"13505074900482010231","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47395540041955,"sku":"33954730924750109511","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":47395540074723,"sku":"81709543792147808829","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":47395540107491,"sku":"22387841794483694755","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":47395540140259,"sku":"21203955879821262855","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":47395540173027,"sku":"14389260215331510236","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":47395540205795,"sku":"29937895386002278966","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":47395540238563,"sku":"40166270364428259964","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":47395540271331,"sku":"22087272002794181257","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ S","offer_id":47395540304099,"sku":"30985113123233119825","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":47395540336867,"sku":"75247565149802284001","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47395540369635,"sku":"22780837070778312741","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":47395540402403,"sku":"63512076727819840304","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47395540435171,"sku":"27674412761079813820","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47395540467939,"sku":"13059809223753772797","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":47395540500707,"sku":"17513008505137268364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47395540533475,"sku":"56149684873049139894","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47395540566243,"sku":"61142671609770126414","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":47395540599011,"sku":"24467729831010347452","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":47395540631779,"sku":"53842286059664109541","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":47395540664547,"sku":"21933262731896075933","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":47395540697315,"sku":"70687513554156082479","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":47395540730083,"sku":"29320132872799285978","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":47395540762851,"sku":"28436989123385647414","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":47395540795619,"sku":"17867397679388382354","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ M","offer_id":47395540828387,"sku":"25755099189799365666","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":47395540861155,"sku":"20785982231389997987","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47395540893923,"sku":"28160846018167190799","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":47395540926691,"sku":"31078979177321179489","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47395540959459,"sku":"33390711824185910050","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47395540992227,"sku":"29531544926582208780","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":47395541024995,"sku":"13362584779591824089","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47395541057763,"sku":"32568777606777240443","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47395541090531,"sku":"28657539682503485213","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":47395541123299,"sku":"10290099071467501300","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":47395541156067,"sku":"26021986047597486684","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":47395541188835,"sku":"24115221339046862527","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":47395541221603,"sku":"18339501965707192519","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":47395541254371,"sku":"20797214536670126704","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":47395541287139,"sku":"33368597498124474082","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":47395541319907,"sku":"51067971680520080405","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ L","offer_id":47395541352675,"sku":"82402303363333104663","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":47395541385443,"sku":"22256068029617705896","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47395541418211,"sku":"64387409608041271379","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395541450979,"sku":"29815872585705048907","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47395541483747,"sku":"22618087772198410177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47395541516515,"sku":"19422535634721370258","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47395541549283,"sku":"10481053784553545585","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47395541582051,"sku":"32891163936781925321","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395541614819,"sku":"25146884630692241590","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":47395541647587,"sku":"24079551176541808086","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47395541680355,"sku":"30166089381542520695","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":47395541713123,"sku":"33870294055034036657","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":47395541745891,"sku":"28339140942703092957","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":47395541778659,"sku":"85484369044384788045","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47395541811427,"sku":"12527704151249454084","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":47395541844195,"sku":"22788817195702943174","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47395541876963,"sku":"31073277667655087233","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395541909731,"sku":"73152747833537930858","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395541942499,"sku":"31110662243150557456","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395541975267,"sku":"13075309968435550152","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542008035,"sku":"23132405708403945824","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542040803,"sku":"22963082695285426238","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542073571,"sku":"28673392600150001601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542106339,"sku":"58326070785816924398","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542139107,"sku":"96132981956408647389","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542171875,"sku":"22452959102372215600","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542204643,"sku":"22507882862898323656","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542237411,"sku":"17991656686839445208","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542270179,"sku":"28232847036459412219","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542302947,"sku":"20074084014885857898","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542335715,"sku":"13912211222184071699","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542368483,"sku":"25152757049470901945","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47395542401251,"sku":"37893454779936455149","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542434019,"sku":"21555584916944906523","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542466787,"sku":"17934169304142775858","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542499555,"sku":"16861936780375009891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542532323,"sku":"23767712403244077256","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542565091,"sku":"23309390682207730870","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542597859,"sku":"12891293181658721524","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542630627,"sku":"89701318754951598900","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542663395,"sku":"32693553654490862184","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542696163,"sku":"30618515972632881665","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542728931,"sku":"25969661636402796664","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542761699,"sku":"19132694114792333216","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542794467,"sku":"21963405933158113233","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542827235,"sku":"60794491950824660259","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542860003,"sku":"24580242349970691294","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542892771,"sku":"24070205287550961018","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47395542925539,"sku":"16814397337559821238","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/3714782291286880480_2048.jpg?v=1772409684"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-white-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery White Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery White Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Grey Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx White Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395544072419,"sku":"21759103554395978968","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395544105187,"sku":"18841387503796474544","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/12510066727116159096_2048.jpg?v=1772410465"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-grey-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Grey Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Grey Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Black Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Grey Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395545874659,"sku":"28401972815145179610","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395545907427,"sku":"23394656087771476407","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/17870212900758152469_2048.jpg?v=1772411268"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-black-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Black Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Black Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Red Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395549315299,"sku":"46832113628145855554","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395549348067,"sku":"14875056599848125913","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/12703844605105190699_2048.jpg?v=1772411687"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-red-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Red Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Red Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Orange Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Red Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395551117539,"sku":"20508412467001476320","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395551150307,"sku":"11051240066843451482","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/13951187443479033716_2048.jpg?v=1772411866"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-orange-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Orange Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Orange Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Orange Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395553542371,"sku":"26271022062811266083","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395553575139,"sku":"33204566843698437172","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/13656427411577571388_2048.jpg?v=1772414026"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-yellow-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Green Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Yellow Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395555541219,"sku":"31622836070235555600","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395555573987,"sku":"30023208083361081288","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/15928707244025442870_2048.jpg?v=1772414488"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-green-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Green Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Green Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Green Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395557966051,"sku":"84926910227960377329","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395557998819,"sku":"29051971563976145618","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/11558704016924523260_2048.jpg?v=1772414932"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-turquoise-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Turquoise Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395558195427,"sku":"17633661413270072848","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395558228195,"sku":"28556999346101476248","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/10680185506143786213_2048.jpg?v=1772415481"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-light-blue-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Dark Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395558293731,"sku":"13331562221267594055","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395558326499,"sku":"30254657217728002122","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/8500781371558670963_2048.jpg?v=1772415720"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-dark-blue-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Dark Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Dark Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Light Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Blue Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395559997667,"sku":"28692981492838728309","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395560030435,"sku":"22307026703144520401","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/16713809988405918582_2048.jpg?v=1772416814"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-light-purple-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Light Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Light Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Dark Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395561996515,"sku":"12621537912225717336","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395562029283,"sku":"55866376837722177617","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/12335162127910170774_2048.jpg?v=1772417929"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-dark-purple-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Dark Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Dark Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Pink Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark Purple Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395562291427,"sku":"26062509978322599445","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395562324195,"sku":"28102526681340610611","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/16181111008642150358_2048.jpg?v=1772418130"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-pink-mug-by-thegreendragontavern-shop","title":"Heinous Fuckery Pink Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHad enough of tyranny dressed up as \"governance\"? Tired of taxation without representation, endless overreach, and the betrayal of hard-won freedoms by those sworn to protect them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis minimalist design declares it plainly: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eframed, unfiltered, impossible to ignore. It's the battle cry for when the powerful abuse their trust, crush dissent, and call it order. Echoing the raw defiance of the original Green Dragon Tavern crowd...the Sons of Liberty who plotted resistance over ale and refused to mince words about the government's villainy...this is for modern minutemen, patriots, and liberty fighters who know some shit is too foul to stay silent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShow it proudly when the heinous fuckery piles up. It's not polite. It's not subtle. It's the spirit of those who stand against despotism, one bold statement at a time. Because freedom demands calling out the treachery, most foul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHeinous Fuckery Pink Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery White Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003cbr\u003eOr, if you'd prefer it with a dash of mischief: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Pink Mug by theGreenDragonTavern.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47395563012323,"sku":"29393594136926238070","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47395563045091,"sku":"77104278456821166234","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9222\/1667\/files\/5798513959363066810_2048.jpg?v=1772418550"}],"url":"https:\/\/thegreendragontavern.shop\/collections\/heinous-fuckery.oembed?page=3","provider":"The Green Dragon Tavern Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}