Tyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.

Meet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: "Easily distracted by heinous fuckery"...a nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.

This is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Wear it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness. Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop
Also available in darker colors: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Dark colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop
Or, if you'd prefer a simplified design: Heinous Fuckery Light colors Unisex T-Shirt by theGreenDragonTavern.shop

Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester