Tyranny loves a straight face...serious, obedient, compliant. But real resistance? It often looks like glorious, unapologetic distraction.

Meet Little Jinx: the tiny, maniacal clown front and center, grinning like he just lit the fuse on the powder keg, while a spectral army of deranged kin lurks faded in the rear...echoing the endless distractions, betrayals, and overreaches that pile up under despotic rule. Wrapped around him: "Easily distracted by heinous fuckery"...a nod to the raw truth the original Green Dragon Tavern crew knew well: the government's villainy was so foul, so heinous, that naming it (and derailing it with clever chaos) was the only path to liberty.

This is for the modern Sons of Liberty at heart...patriots who refuse to stay grim while the powerful play their games. Wear it when the heinous fuckery mounts: taxes without voice, rights eroded in the name of safety, freedoms traded for control. It's a reminder that sometimes the best fight is to stay sharp, stay laughing, and stay dangerously distracted from their script. Liberty was forged in taverns, plots, and a healthy dose of defiance. Raise a mug (or a middle finger) to the madness. Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Unisex Jersey Tank Top by theGreenDragonTavern.shop
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This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Runs true to size